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		<title>China &#8216;appalled&#8217; by Obama shoelaces</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Flintstones kick back, with a nice cigarette</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Atomic Tales]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Flintstones]]></category>
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		<title>Sherlock Holmes &amp; The Strange Disappearance Of Petri Wines</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Basil Rathbone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diageo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Franzia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most memorable pairing of Holmes and Watson is still Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce, who played the roles on film and radio. Rathbone was razor sharp, cut glass and full of energy &#8211; Bruce was pleasingly bumbling (the actor&#8217;s unpublished autobiography is worth a look &#8211; Bruce was a true Englishman abroad, in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jerrycaesar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12299103&amp;post=482&amp;subd=jerrycaesar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>FILM: Solomon Kane &#8211; keeping his boots on the ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Oscars 2010: Predictions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s our list of predictions for this year&#8217;s Academy Award nominations. The ceremony will take place on Sunday March 7, at the Kodak Theatre (where else). italics &#8211; News Hour pick bold &#8211; winner Best PictureAvatar The Blind Side&#160; District 9 An Education The Hurt Locker Inglourious Basterds Precious A Serious Man Up Up In [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jerrycaesar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12299103&amp;post=480&amp;subd=jerrycaesar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>FILM: Up In The Air &#8211; is up, until the end</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Anna Kendrick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
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		<title>Baftas 2010: Awkward moments on the red carpet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Red carpet interviews are a bit like speed dating and, as such, things don&#8217;t always go quite to plan. Lines that would work on some misfire completely on others, and this is part of the fun. Hosting for E!, Duncan James had his best Ryan Seacrest impression on &#8211; but, occasionally, even the all-conquering &#8216;Crest [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jerrycaesar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12299103&amp;post=478&amp;subd=jerrycaesar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baftas 2010: Alternate awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dustin Hoffman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guy Pearce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Renner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Capaldi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prince William]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rupert Everett. Kristen Stewart]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A News Hour round-up of the ceremony and the activities of its glamorous attendees, beginning with the winner of the most immovable expression&#8230;Most Glacial Expression AwardFirst place is Dustin Hoffman, who managed a dignified restraint whenever the camera was on him. Second to Prince William, whose emotions seeped through with &#160;a smile during Colin Firth&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jerrycaesar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12299103&amp;post=477&amp;subd=jerrycaesar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Huffing next to slow-opening train doors? It&#8217;s a recipe for success</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People who huff impatiently next to train doors before they open&#160;are more successful and generally better in every way, according to new&#160;research. The science, carried out on passengers in trains across the country, found&#160;that commuters who were determined to be first to the door tended to earn more money, have more&#160;sex, and win more fights [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jerrycaesar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12299103&amp;post=474&amp;subd=jerrycaesar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tory ploy to &#8216;steal&#8217; Scandinavian schools foiled</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 07:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Conservatives’ plan to steal Swedish schools and place&#160;them in London,&#160;complete with their teachers, has been branded ‘ridiculous’ by a leading Labour&#160;think tank. The Centre For Science And Thinking (CFSAT) deemed the plan to be&#160;little more than a ‘drunken fantasy’, concocted by the&#160;Shadow Cabinet after a ‘heavy session’ in Bellamy’s Bar, a parliamentary drinking establishment.CFSAT [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jerrycaesar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12299103&amp;post=473&amp;subd=jerrycaesar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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