The Vice-Presidential debate ended up fairly even, but only if one factors in the incredibly low expectations for Republican underdog Sarah Palin. The Republican candidate gave a perfectly adequate performance, and even managed to twist Joe Biden back into a position opposing gay marriage that he didn’t want to take quite so openly (not something the Democrats want to shout from the rooftops, you imagine). When the issue of climate change arose, Palin sidestepped questions of cause and focused on a solution – Biden was quick to take the man-made position of party favourite and Oscar-winner, Al Gore. Low expectations aside, Biden won without a doubt.
Seven times out of ten, the Democrat was more convincing, although one could accuse him of blinding the audience with numbers. Such was the weight of facts he deployed that the Democrat’s brain began to falter, neurons misfired at the crucial moment, causing the accidental substitution of names. Mindful of his need to be the good guy, the senate veteran flashed his pearly whites at every opportunity; the occasional long intake of breath was the only overt indication of irritation at Palin’s cutesy needling.
He frequently called John McCain a ‘good man’, and was sure to insert the words ‘middle class’ at every opportunity (a weak point for McCain). Biden’s style was heavily editorialised, a sign of his senate experience – Palin bobbed around like a plastic duck with a touch of the chipmunk, weaving around the facts and quacking punchlines with a smile. Despite her relative lack of numbers, her neurons failed, too; she managed a corking slip with that statement that ‘[John McCain] is the man we need to leave’, swiftly correcting that to ‘lead’.
Biden scented blood, and even tried to best Palin’s down-at-home Sally Housecoat credentials – telling the audience how he spends ‘a lot of time’ at Home Depot, and recalling a conversation with a man named Joey (Sixpack?) who couldn’t afford to fill his gas tank. Joe Biden, man of the people; this was halfway believable, but where Biden really shone was on foreign policy. He has authority, weight and an apparent sincerity that you don’t get to think you mean without years of experience. The man looks Presidential, and he’s the back-up; against him, Palin looked like the straight talker in a children’s comedy in which a chimp is elected to office. It wasn’t a level playing field.
Palin couldn’t hope to compete, which begs why she is in the race at all. A breath of fresh air she may have been, but at a time of bailouts and multiple wars, isn’t something slightly staler better? And was it really wise of Palin to remind viewers that she has only been ‘at this’ for five weeks? Doesn’t that rather negate the experience as a governor and a mayor that she is so keen to claim as counting just as much as that achieved at higher levels? Food for thought, and a meal that now sits in the digestive tract of more than 73 million Americans.