The benighted bankers of HBOS, carpeted in the News Of The World for living high on the champagne hog while homeowners sweat, are proof that money can’t buy class. Not only did they have the bewilderingly popular Patrick Kielty as ‘entertainment’, the wretched masses were seen ‘kicking off their £300 Christian Louboutin high heels to dance around expensive handbags’, all while sloshing free booze across the dance floor. Oh dear, oh dear – it’s like a night at the local Ritzy, but without the aspiration or charm.
To top it all off, the drunken hordes were ‘ferried back to their hotels by coach’. Where are the sleek limousines, the platinum-lined omnibus? These people are a poor example to those really wishing to live the high life.
If this is the best they can do off the taxpayer’s dime, then they ain’t worth worrying about…