There is little doubt in the News Hour offices as to the identity of the ‘mystery bidder’ for James Bond’s Lotus. Who else do we know that recently spent half a million on casting himself as the superspy for an advertising campaign? Who else was recently forced to stop paying for travel by jet, and would be in need of an alternative means of transport? Who has wanted to be Bond for at least two years? Why, Puff Daddy of course. The man formerly known as everything under the sun. Bit by bit, Puffy is acquiring every piece of Bond memorabilia in the world – it is his dastardly plan, concocted from behind a giant mahogany desk framed by a map of the world on which the name of every country has his name inserted into it somewhere, somehow; and the planet is actually a picture of his face.
It’s an entertaining image; but the pedestrian truth is that everyone wants to be Bond – it must be the single most asked interview question of any man over 25. Even Orlando Bloom was ‘set to become’ Bond at some point; Disney model number 375 zeta, Zac Efron, claims his life is full of ‘bobbing and weaving’ to avoid rabid female fans, much like that of the secret agent. Sean John has a rival, too – Jamie Foxx wants to be the first African American incarnation of the British secret agent. This, at least, is more plausible. Sean John playing Bond would the collision of an immovable object and an unstoppable force, two massive PR machines whacking into each other; the merchandising tie-ins alone would be enough to kill the series stone dead.
Mr Diddy is, of course, a sharper operator than this – as anyone who has seen his bizarre but terrifying twist on The Apprentice would attest – and appears to be perpetuating the whole thing purely to promote his product line. Who can blame him? The man also hitched his star to Barack Obama – once thought to be at the mercy of the much-discussed ‘Bradley Effect’ the President elect is now an ‘effect’ all by himself. The New York Times claims that more black actors will be hired for lead roles as a result of his election. Is that really true? Is the world that one-dimensional? Or are both incidences merely symptomatic of a societal shift, of which the media, of course, is a part? Kiefer Sutherland, a man who could sit in the thesaurus next to no-nonsense, has his own refreshing perspective on whether 24 helped Obama get elected in the first place.
“You don’t honestly believe that our show helped get the first African-American into the White House do you? All we simply did is look to the future…You have a huge African-American population and it was just a matter of time before they were represented politically by a president.”