The perilous state of local papers in Britain is troubling. They may be easy to mock, but they do hugely important work – whenever News Hour employees holiday in these fair isles, the town paper is the first port of call to help soak up local names, events, issues and curiosities (such as a church fair specialising in the selling of imitation celebrities forged out of Brussels sprouts). But that is a matter for another day, and more specialised hands. Let your correspondent direct you to a new edition of the heartwarmingly imcompetent Framley Examiner, a site that hasn’t been updated in quite a while. Perhaps it’s time for Charlie Brooker to do another slice of TVGoHome in celebration? It’s been almost seven years, after all…