Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi has reacted strongly against claims that he consorted with miners. The European leader, 87, today denied reports that he spent last summer in blackface with a light on his forehead, chipping at the foundations of his spacious country home with a pickaxe – despite photographic evidence that appears to suggest otherwise, and which also indicates the presence of similarly attired men.
Mr Berlusconi had claimed that he was alone all summer, but these photographs would appear to indicate otherwise. They show upwards of ten men caked in grime, shaking their axes in what appears to be an improvised tribal dance – to the apparent delight of the media baron. The Bulgarian newspaper Tongue of Truth claims it has talked to Welshmen that were held by Mr Berlusconi for much of July and August in 2008, and that it will begin publishing the accounts of their ordeals in due course.
“These men are tormented,” claimed a spokesman for the Tongue. “What they have gone through is beyond anything normal man can imagine.”
He went on to comment that their union leaders had been contacted, and were considering an appropriate response. Mr Berlusconi refused to comment.