The celebrated Australian Dannii Minogue is to be returned to her country, following reports that it is now a safe place to live. The 38-year-old Minogue, who has lived in London for years and even forged a singing and television career – marking her out as one of the country’s most successful immigrants, having never had to work in a bar or hotel– is said to be delighted at the news, and is preparing an album of traditional Australian songs in celebration.
Australia has only recently been cleared for human habitation by the United Nations, following years of violent rebellions along its east coast. The UN retains a strong peacekeeping presence in the centres of both Brisbane and Sydney, but it is thought that even this will be scaled back in the coming months.