The footballer Ashley Cole is awaiting sentencing after riding his horse naked through Coventry city centre, in protest at an oppressive tax regime. The husband of X Factor judge Cheryl was spotted by revellers at 5.30am on Sunday December 27, as he marshalled the steed in a full-throated gallop several times around the city’s famous cathedral.
Mr Cole’s actions are said to stem from the proposed introduction of a tithe upon citizens to fund his wife’s wardrobe for future series of the X Factor – a show said by many disgruntled peasants to be the modern equivalent of the ducking stool – a move that has earned him the honour of a statue from grateful city fathers.